歌曲信息

歌曲专辑：Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)

演唱歌手：Eminem

Alfred’s Theme歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
[00:01.000] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod
[00:09.265]Before I check the mic (Check, check)
[00:10.687]I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
[00:14.680]coronavirus in effect tonight,
[00:17.369]Antiseptics on deck, I got every type
[00:19.867]I throw on my tux, then I give zero ****s,
[00:21.724]Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my nuts
[00:23.932]Then I check my bald hair,
[00:25.339]Make sure it's all there, then call the pallbearer
[00:27.941]It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
[00:30.136]Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box
[00:32.271]You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
[00:34.507]Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot
[00:36.412]Then treating it like a cyclops
[00:38.160]Like it's the only one I got and my thoughts are like knives cocked
[00:41.878]Every lines I've seen perverted it's mine got
[00:44.349]The dirtiest rhyme stop
[00:45.898]That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
[00:48.606]'Cept I want a fiend, the Alfred Al, channel him like the Panama Canal
[00:53.057]But how could I get up in arms
[00:54.659]About you saying trash is all I put out?
[00:56.376]Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
[00:58.514]Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out, the filthiest
[01:01.340]So all this talk about I'm lost is preposterous
[01:03.402]Because if cleanliness is next to godliness,
[01:05.815]It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
[01:08.019]And I'm 'bout that capital, like a proper noun
[01:11.366]Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
[01:15.044]Quick to call you out on your
[01:15.923]Bullshit, don't make me get that croc a dial
[01:18.757]'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer
[01:21.779]Then I made a
[01:22.600]Hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
[01:25.037]So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
[01:27.982]Bars that never smack, but always get attacked
[01:30.555]I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
[01:32.965]Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap,
[01:34.726]It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
[01:35.725]'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
[01:37.930]But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans
[01:40.489]I'd probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van
[01:44.619]Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
[01:47.442]And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have
[01:51.643]It's like a giant getting squashed by ants
[01:53.123]If this is the test,
[01:54.378]The time I pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons
[01:57.521]Small, medium, and large size cans
[02:00.039]Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
[02:02.402]Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if
[02:05.159]My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
[02:07.564]Shit, hold on, man
[02:10.245]Mother****er
[02:12.778]Happy birthday to-
[02:14.734]**** (Shh, quiet)
[02:16.038]I sit in silence in candlelit environments
[02:18.111]Sipping wild Irish while getting violent
[02:20.078]Homicidal vision when I'm spitting like this
[02:22.585]But really I'm just fulfilling my wish
[02:24.495]Of killing rhymes which is really childish
[02:26.107]And silly, but I'm really like this,
[02:27.580]I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish
[02:29.529]I'm Diddy's side, bitch
[02:30.995]What the ****? Hold on, wait
[02:32.652]"I'm Diddy's side, bitch"?
[02:34.141]Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
[02:35.272]So tell the END, since he PMD
[02:37.714]Been givin' y'all the business, D.R.E and me
[02:39.684]From the MMLP to in MTBMB
[02:42.434]Bitch is 2020, you still ain't seein' me
[02:44.841]So call me Santa Clause, I got the present, I out-rap them all
[02:48.046]I'm at the mall, got your bitch in a bathroom stall
[02:51.399]She could suck a basket ball through
[02:52.631]A plastic straw with a fractured jaw
[02:55.224]My dick is coat check, she want to jack it off
[02:57.763]I'm so far passed the bar, I should practice law
[03:00.156]Mentally, I'm ****ed up generally
[03:02.330]Duke's a hazard car, and if you could dogs
[03:04.772]'Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked
[03:07.627]This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr
[03:09.921]This chicken hit my phone, she said "Chirp, chirp"
[03:12.315]I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skrrt, skrrt"
[03:14.790]Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
[03:17.247]What the **** is love? That's a dirty word
[03:19.668]Make me fall in, there's not a girl on Earth
[03:22.142]Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
[03:24.213]And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander
[03:27.461]But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor
[03:29.683]And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
[03:31.778]Or they're gon' give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher
[03:34.253]Yeah, I'm a card,
[03:36.092]Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
[03:39.449]And y'all who claim to be dawgs aren't
[03:41.729]No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
[03:43.702]But y'all pickin' the wrong tree,
[03:46.078]They call me Dawg because I'm barking (Bark, bark)
[03:48.710]And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
[03:51.197]I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
[03:54.479]'Cause the gutter's where my mind is in
[03:56.529]It's a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten
[03:58.706]'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
[04:01.386]And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins
[04:03.771]The cypher begins, I'm talkin' smack like heroin
[04:06.017]The mic's a syringe, it's like a binge, Vicodin
[04:08.432]I would like to pretend my mind's a recycling bin
[04:10.935]There's no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend
[04:13.678]You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
[04:16.651]Like adult diapers for men, even when I'm rappin' less stellar
[04:20.309]It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
[04:22.417]Like a train
[04:23.628]Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
[04:26.316]And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
[04:28.250]So you won't leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds
[04:30.787]Your ass is grass and I'm not gonna graze you
[04:33.017]But a bar's , I need a Mad Hatter
[04:34.833]'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps
[04:37.961]You'd be a fitted, so don't act like you're fittin' to snap
[04:40.634]Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Philly's hat (Ha Ha)
[04:43.165]No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
[04:45.400]Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
[04:48.140]You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
[04:50.594]You're always punkin' out like Halloween
[04:53.140]You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
[04:55.987]Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump
[04:58.017]You're gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go
[05:00.454]Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
[05:02.954]Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred,
[05:05.457]We about to disembowel, then gut 'em and scalp 'em
[05:07.903]Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome
[05:10.167]'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
[05:12.609]So I'm choppin' 'em up like
[05:13.278]Got 'em bigger than Jabba the Hutt
[05:15.786]I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
[05:17.134]It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
[05:18.386]Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dawg
[05:20.270]I'm the mutt,
[05:20.855]I'm gonna **** your mom in the butt
[05:21.765]With a thermometer, ****in' phenomenal
[05:23.241]But y'all looking up like abdominals
[05:24.764]If you don't , droppin' like dominos
[05:26.958]The formidible, abominable
[05:28.206]Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw 'em get the
[05:31.017]I'm at the stop-and-go, hop on the mop and gloat
[05:32.846]you're stomachin' knots like you swallowed rope
[05:34.705]You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in' wallet stole
[05:37.074]Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
[05:38.674]**** it
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