Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get alon_是谁唱的

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Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get alon_是谁唱的

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歌曲专辑:The Hits And Unreleased

演唱歌手:Eminem

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[00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
[00:00.88]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.53]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:10.60]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.45]Children quiet down please
[00:16.44]Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
[00:17.74]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.03]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
[00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem]
[00:24.23]Hi there little boys and girls (**** YOU!)
[00:26.20]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:27.89]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:30.70]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.85]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.86]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.31]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.36]and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.02]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.43]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:49.98]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:51.99]the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.61]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.11]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.24]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.60]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.54]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.57]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:10.45]He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.37]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.27]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.74]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.31]And that's the story of Bob and his *********,
[01:23.22]and what it might do to you
[01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:30.46]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:34.69]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:37.18]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:40.76]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:42.95]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:45.23]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[01:48.49]My ***** is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:51.19]**** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.97]Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.43]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.03]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.17]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.34]and spinal fluid is vital, you won't get it back
[02:05.57]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.35]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:09.58]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.46]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.53]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.40]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.92]and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
[02:24.11]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:26.63]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
[02:28.96]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:31.93]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:34.59]cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.39]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.07]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:42.22]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:45.10]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
[02:53.46]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
[02:56.06]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
[02:58.61]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.45]So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
[03:03.47]So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
[03:06.21]And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
[03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[03:10.35]And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.67]problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.82]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.75]bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:23.04]Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.39]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.68]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.14]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:32.15](Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:34.48]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:37.84]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.42]Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
[03:42.70]Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.19]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:48.49]See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:50.79]But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:54.15]But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:57.30]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[04:00.35]and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:02.98]So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
[04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
[04:08.38]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
[04:10.70]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
[04:13.13]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
[04:15.55]So kids say no to drugs (say no)
[04:17.33]So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
[04:20.11]And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
[04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
[04:24.86]Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
[04:28.79]Sing along children (Suck my **********in ****!)
[04:30.77]Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:34.87]So don't do drugs (Suck my **********in *****!)
[04:38.49]so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:41.58](So, ****ed up, right now..)
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Kids评论

9鲁诺9巴纳:
学出了精髓那个南方公园的老师
小清新的音乐爱好者:
很像很像[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
BKHead:
[大哭]第一次听这首歌到现在有四五年了一直没火,真的好可惜
你猜不猜我猜你猜不猜你猜我猜不:
.今天我们来学习如何毒死松鼠[生病]
Seangong-:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 那个对话“fucking jew”“fat ass”
西瓜切丝:
因为这首有好多版本啊·····
冰七r:
我去抽根烟,回来没有5个赞就打死在座的各位
一个有志向的短发女孩:
你我自从江湖来 不问出处哦
成果我的:
我是刺客五六七,刺客排行榜一万七千三百六十九位,最擅长剪空气刘海,一直以优质的服务和亲民的价格深受村民的喜爱,目前的情感状况是单身,不如一起去喝杯东西交流一下
北方有刺客z:
后天去广州了,暂住同学家,学业平平的我要努力了,要找到自己
烈儿先生:
翻到这首歌哈哈哈好好听有幸见过一次啊啊啊开心
kahung_洪:
总觉得不是派台歌才适合我的口味[大哭][大哭]
在聽橘子海:
“李子维” “是你” “我都还没有说,你怎么知道是我。” “你不用说我也知道是你。”
白风WW:
朋友,看来你还没有领悟到友谊的魔法啊,虽然我也没多少朋友,但是有一个很好的朋友经常可以做更多事呢!
FurEris:
普契尼Puccini《图兰朵》Turandot 听我说,主人
云岫间:
歌词完全对不上……直接听着打的吗……很多地方都是错的啊
suyiya:
这版听起来也很好听啊?
AnywhereyouareDITTO:
前任日本人 真心感谢那段岁月 过分美好过分甜蜜 真心被一个温柔的男生对待过真是太好了 不过也确实是没有未来的爱情了 希望你的梦想可以在英国或者加拿大早日实现哦 成为一个比现在还优秀的人 人生的出场顺序太重要了 感谢你让我懂了好多哦 我可能大概也许还是没有忘记你呢 这首歌歌词好符合 会999+
会哭的武士孙:
这个真的是经典中的经典了
M西子听雨:
Timo Tolkkio ⚜️?[流泪]
BabyGaaaaa:
小胖妞最近瘦了好多 和黑泽姐姐哪种性感的声音不一样 和小妹声音很干净算是黑泡界的可爱发声
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[色]最初听到这首歌是在动感新势力
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