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歌曲专辑：老友记（第五季）

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Friends S05E09歌词

[00:04.50]What am I sitting on?
[00:06.27]Top of the world?
[00:08.07]Dock of the bay?
[00:10.87]I'm out.
[00:14.01]Oh,undies!
[00:19.21]Whose are they?
[00:21.28]-Whose are they? -Not mine.
[00:23.69]Joey's! Got to be Joey's.
[00:30.19]They're mine.
[00:31.46]See,Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.
[00:35.06]Why are they here?
[00:37.03]I don't know.
[00:40.94]Because I'm Joey.
[00:43.41]I'm disgusting.
[00:44.71]I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
[00:49.31]Get them out of here. What's wrong with you?
[00:52.55]
[00:56.05]-Take them! -I got them.
[00:58.65]You can touch them. They're yours.
[01:06.56]Chandler? A word?
[01:16.57]I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop.
[01:22.64]Tighty-whiteys? What are you,8?
[01:26.35]Thank you,Joey,so much.
[01:28.68]You're not welcome,okay?
[01:30.69]Look,I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me.
[01:34.49]Yesterday,Rachel found your razor in our bathroom.
[01:38.26]I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play.
[01:44.00]Then one thing led to another,and....
[01:51.84]And around the ankles, that is a tough spot.
[01:55.11]It was. All right,listen
[01:57.05]All this lying has been hard on us too.
[01:59.68]Yeah,I bet all the *** makes it easier.
[02:04.12]Yeah,actually.
[02:06.12]Meanwhile,I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face...
[02:09.59]...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman.
[02:14.36]We'll be more careful.
[02:15.96]We don't want them to know because it's going really well.
[02:20.64]And maybe it's going well because it's a secret.
[02:23.97]It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships.
[02:27.88]-We are. Help us! -Help!
[02:31.68]All right. But you do it with me once.
[02:39.62]-Joey! -Didn't think so.
[02:44.66]The One With Ross' Sandwich
[00:00.00]
[03:32.27]-Can we please just drop this? -But I don't get it.
[03:35.51]Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot?
[03:41.92]
[03:43.85]What are you reading?
[03:45.65]Wuthering Heights. “
[03:46.85]I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class.
[03:51.16]You're taking a class? That's so cool.
[03:53.80]I really liked that Lamaze class I took.
[03:57.03]I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual...
[04:01.00]...with a less painful final exam.
[04:04.67]That sounds like fun.
[04:06.54]Oh,you should come with me!
[04:08.94]Then I'll have someone to sit with.
[04:11.48]
[04:13.45]Do you have time to read it?
[04:15.38]I read it in school.
[04:16.65]This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish.
[04:22.96]But what time does the class start?
[04:29.33]
[04:31.93]What's wrong,buddy?
[04:33.13]Someone at work ate my sandwich.
[04:37.54]What did the police say?
[04:40.58]My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.
[04:43.78]I can't believe someone ate it.
[04:45.88]It's just a sandwich.
[04:47.38]Just a sandwich?
[04:49.22]
[04:51.39]I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted.
[04:53.96]That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!
[04:57.39]Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
[05:03.23]That's a nice sweater vest.
[05:06.83]I have enough for one more sandwich.
[05:09.34]I was going to eat it myself,but....
[05:13.34]Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much.
[05:17.51]I still can't believe someone ate it!
[05:22.42]Look,I left a note and everything.
[05:25.89]
[05:27.56]"Ross Geller's lunch." “
[05:30.26]"Ross Geller's lunch,who?" “
[05:32.69]"Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?" “
[05:38.10]I'm surprised you didn't wear it home.
[05:42.20]Want to keep your food? Scare people off.
[05:45.07]I learned that on the street.
[05:47.04]
[05:48.61]What would you say,Phoebe?
[05:50.65]Stuff like: "Keep your mitts off my grub."
[05:56.32]Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?
[06:03.42]This'll keep them away from your stuff.
[06:09.63]
[06:12.80]Phoebe,you are a badass!
[06:16.30]Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop.
[06:19.84]He stabbed me first!
[06:25.68]The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time.
[06:29.32]They lived in a patriarchal society.
[06:31.85]Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
[06:36.82]So,what is the book about?
[06:39.66]Didn't you read it in high school?
[06:41.60]I started it,but then there was this pep rally.
[06:44.87]And I was on top of the pyramid.
[06:47.17]But anyway...
[06:48.87]...what's the book about?
[06:51.14]It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff.
[06:55.11]It takes place on these creepy moors in England.
[06:58.21]Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
[07:02.55]I totally get symbolism.
[07:05.85]How would you characterize the theme of this book?
[07:09.12]Let's see.... Rachel Greene?
[07:16.53]I would have to say that it's a tragic love story.
[07:21.00]That's sort of a given...
[07:23.57]...but,yes. Anyone else?
[07:26.84]Symbolism!
[07:30.88]And the wildness of the moors...
[07:33.51]...which I think,is mirrored...
[07:36.22]...in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
[07:41.16]Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here....
[07:46.23]You completely stole my answer!
[07:48.33]Honey,that was pretty obvious.
[07:50.33]How would you know? You didn't read it!
[07:54.57]What do you think? You in the blue shirt?
[08:00.61]I think that yours is a question with many possible answers.
[08:06.68]Would you care to venture one?
[08:09.18]Would you care to venture one?
[08:13.12]Are you just repeating me?
[08:15.09]Are you just repeating me?
[08:19.86]All right. Let's move on.
[08:22.40]Okay,then.
[08:27.57]Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book?
[08:30.24]I didn't want him to think I was stupid.
[08:32.91]That was really embarrassing, what happened to you.
[08:40.65]Your note?
[08:42.38]Amazing!
[08:43.92]Not only did no one touch my sandwich...
[08:46.49]...but people at work are actually afraid of me.
[08:49.82]A guy called me "Mental."
[08:51.79]"Mental Geller."
[08:53.79]I've always wanted a cool nickname like that.
[08:57.93]The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller."
[09:01.74]It was the water fountain,okay?!
[09:05.64]Anyway..
[09:08.41]...people are writing reports for me...
[09:10.61]...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule.
[09:13.41]I tell you, you get tough with people...
[09:15.82]...and you can get anything you want. ...
[09:18.85]Hey,Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now!
[09:31.70]This was really fun.
[09:34.77]I've been wondering if you'd ask me out.
[09:36.97]So you still wondering?
[09:40.17]No. We just went out.
[09:45.51]You're smart.
[09:46.78]I like that.
[09:55.72]Oh,candles!
[09:59.46]What is that,a blanket?
[10:01.30]A video camera? Oh,my God!
[10:05.30]I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having *** on the first date!
[10:15.58]
[10:18.38]Joey,is what she just said....
[10:21.85]Oh,my God!
[10:23.32]You're actually going
[10:29.66]What is going on here?
[10:33.86]And with Chandler in the next room. What are you,sick?
[10:42.50]I'm Joey.
[10:46.91]I mean, I'm disgusting.
[10:51.38]I make low-budget adult films.
[11:05.19]You promised to be more careful!
[11:07.46]The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud!
[11:12.77]We're so sorry.
[11:14.00]I'm telling everyone.
[11:15.67]It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig!
[11:20.84]No,there's a better explanation.
[11:22.78]Tell them you had to make an adult film for your...
[11:26.45]...adult film class. ...
[11:30.02]I like that. But no!
[11:31.89]How does that explain my underwear at your place?
[11:36.79]I don't know.
[11:38.79]Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet.
[11:42.53]I promise to come up with something. Just give us time.
[11:47.37]All right.
[11:49.14]But it better make me look really good.
[11:53.07]And another thing:
[11:54.88]The video camera?
[11:56.54]Nice!
[12:02.98]
[12:07.49]May I have a word?
[12:08.89]Of course,Donald.
[12:11.06]We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part.
[12:15.66]-What? -Threatening letters...
[12:17.33]...refusal to meet deadlines.
[12:20.03]Apparently people now call you Mental.
[12:24.44]
[12:27.37]We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
[12:32.21]You don't understand. This is so silly.
[12:36.02]This is all just because of a sandwich.
[12:39.69]A sandwich?
[12:41.52]You see,my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches.
[12:46.19]Her secret is,she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.
[12:51.40]I call it "The Moistmaker."
[12:54.24]Anyway,I put my sandwich in the fridge....
[12:58.24]
[12:59.74]I'm sorry.
[13:01.41]I believe I ate that.
[13:07.65]You ate my sandwich?
[13:09.62]A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone.
[13:12.09]
[13:15.59]Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?
[13:22.83]
[13:24.77]...seeing a note on top of it? ...
[13:28.57]There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind.
[13:32.91]That said it was...
[13:34.94]...my sandwich! ...
[13:37.65]Now,calm down.
[13:39.51]Look in my office. Some may be in the trash.
[13:45.15]
[13:46.92]It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away.
[13:52.33]You threw my sandwich away?
[13:56.16]My sandwich?!
[13:58.40]My sandwich?!
[14:03.97]What's this book about?
[14:05.71]You didn't read it,either?
[14:07.31]I was going to,but I accidentally read something else.
[14:11.65]Vogue. “
[14:14.82]So tell me about Jane Eyre.
[14:16.88]No,read it yourself.
[14:18.65]Come on, don't be such a goody-goody.
[14:22.46]Fine.
[14:25.39]All right. So,Jane Eyre?
[14:27.29]First,you'd think she's a woman, but she's not.
[14:30.16]She's a cyborg.
[14:34.13]A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot?
[14:37.54]This book was light years ahead of its time.
[14:42.54]Sorry I'm late. Let's get started.
[14:46.05]What did you think of Jane Eyre?
[14:48.58]Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights.
[14:54.89]Go ahead,Rachel.
[14:57.76]Thank you,Phoebe.
[15:01.10]What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre...
[15:04.37]...was how the book was so ahead of its time.
[15:07.77]If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.
[15:13.61]Well,feminism,yes. But also the robots.
[15:21.85]
[15:25.12]Since that video camera thing didn't work out...
[15:28.86]...I thought that I would give you just a little preview.
[15:34.60]You're naked!
[15:36.23]I know!
[15:48.94]
[15:51.28]
[15:54.01]
[15:56.05]Are you okay?
[15:57.55]I'm fine.
[15:59.15]I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
[16:02.26]Why?
[16:03.59]On account of my rage.
[16:06.59]Which,if I may say, right now is out of control.
[16:11.13]He gave me a pill for it.
[16:15.24]
[16:16.67]When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence...
[16:20.31]...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again.
[16:24.85]So he offered me a tranquilizer.
[16:27.75]And I thought it was a good idea.
[16:30.25]So I took it.
[16:33.82]They're making you take time off work?
[16:36.82]And you're okay with that?
[16:38.49]I don't know.
[16:40.53]It's going to be weird not having a job for a while.
[16:44.30]But I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
[16:49.30]I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office.
[16:52.21]He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better."
[16:57.24]Who needs that?
[16:58.98]-You do. -I know.
[17:03.22]It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that!
[17:07.92]I'm sorry.
[17:11.79]It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop.
[17:17.63]That was not funny!
[17:19.97]I snapped,okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.
[17:23.84]Come on! What is the big deal?
[17:25.97]I thought it'd be something we could do together.
[17:29.01]I thought it would be fun.
[17:30.58]Fun is good.
[17:32.15]But I also wanted to learn.
[17:34.38]People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went.
[17:41.49]So you really wanted to learn.
[17:46.16]You know,Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun.
[17:50.06]You know who should go?
[17:51.70]I know! I know! I know!
[17:55.44]Monica,you asked the question.
[18:16.99]Oh,my God,that's Monica!
[18:20.79]No，no，no
[18:22.96]You get away from me, you sick,sick,sicko!
[18:27.13]What's going on?
[18:28.90]Joey has got a secret peephole!
[18:33.04]-Oh,no! -Yes,he has a naked picture of Monica!
[18:36.48]He takes naked pictures of us,then he eats chicken and looks at them!
[18:44.08]Oh! Dude,that's my sister!
[18:46.29]Give me that!
[18:47.86]Wait! Everybody calm down,okay?
[18:50.42]Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!
[18:56.53]I am not a pervert,okay?
[18:58.73]
[19:00.37]
[19:02.97]I think I can explain this.
[19:05.44]Thank you.
[19:08.04]Joey's a *** addict.
[19:11.31]What?! No,I'm not!
[19:13.28]It's okay! It's good!
[19:17.22]It's a disease.
[19:19.89]I am not a *** addict!
[19:21.89]Yes,you are!
[19:24.22]That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
[19:26.89]No,it isn't. It's not.
[19:28.90]Because you could also explain it with the truth!
[19:32.67]What is the truth?
[19:34.00]-What's up? -What's going on?
[19:41.74]I slept with Monica.
[19:49.85]Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that.
[19:57.02]
[19:59.26]You slept with my sister?
[20:02.36]
[20:06.67]This is not good for my rage.
[20:14.21]Is this true?
[20:15.51]Of course,it's true.
[20:17.78]How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
[20:23.52]Yes,it's true.
[20:27.05]If it happened once,how come we found your underwear in our apartment?
[20:33.86]That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London.
[20:37.20]Right,Monica?
[20:41.87]I guess I wanted to keep it...
[20:45.14]...as a souvenir. ...
[20:48.58]My God,Monica!
[20:51.25]Are you sure you're not just a *** addict?
[20:57.65]If anyone's a *** addict here, it's Monica.
[21:02.39]She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
[21:07.06]That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
[21:10.16]That makes sense.
[21:13.10]And the video camera?
[21:15.44]
[21:19.37]I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
[21:24.91]But,sadly, I could not be enticed.
[21:29.58]Monica,this has to stop now.
[21:34.55]I know,I know.
[21:36.32]I know. I will,and I would appreciate if we all could just...
[21:40.99]...drop it immediately,and forever.
[21:45.07]Okay. That is,if you can resist me.
[21:50.24]-I'll give it my best shot. -Good luck.
[21:54.68]Unbelievable!
[21:56.18]You really kept Joey's underwear?
[21:59.08]Why? Why would you do that?
[22:05.39]I'm Monica.
[22:07.92]I'm disgusting.
[22:11.22]I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
[22:19.20]I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not.
[22:26.11]Now,I'm going to get back to my bucket.
[22:30.54]I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.
[22:39.69]You were making a good point.
[22:41.96]I mean,till you got cut off.
[22:44.62]What's up with that girl Monica?
[22:46.83]I don't know. I didn't come with her.
[22:50.73]Hey,everybody! Everybody,guess what!
[22:53.47]I just convinced Carl to give us a test.
[22:55.97]Test?
[22:57.30]Come on! Tests make us all better learners!
[23:02.31]Oh,yeah! We should have essay questions!
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