{Mr.Mackey}(EricCartman) Andeveryoneshouldgetalong.. Ok_歌词全文

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{Mr.Mackey}(EricCartman) Andeveryoneshouldgetalong.. Ok_歌词全文

歌曲信息

歌曲专辑:Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - Soundtrack

演唱歌手:Redman,Eminem

Off The Wall歌词


[ti:the kids]
[ar:eminem]
[00:00.355]{Mr.Mackey}(Eric Cartman)
[00:00.594]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.287]Okay children quiet down,quiet down
[00:07.249]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:11.632]His name is Mr.Shady
[00:14.31]Children quiet down please
[00:16.415]Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
[00:18.425]Mr.Shady will be your new substitute
[00:19.947]while Mr.Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
[00:23.83]Good luck Mr.Shady
[00:23.886]{Eminem}
[00:24.297]Hi there little boys and girls (**** YOU!)
[00:26.334]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.510]But first,I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:30.799]Say hi Bob!("Hi Bob")Bob's 30and still lives with his mom
[00:33.886]and he don't got a job,cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.637]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.138]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.365]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.450]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.337]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:49.975]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.395]the ladies would all be so afraid,they would drop the charge
[00:55.486]'til one night Mrs.Stacey went off the job
[00:57.764]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.391]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.911]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.642]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.401]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:11.267]He grabbed S tace'by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.889]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.520]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.466]they never found her,and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.784]And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.973]and what it might do to you
[01:25.363]So see if the squirrels want any -it's bad for you
[01:27.324]See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:27.476]Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[01:29.545]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.273]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.763]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.402]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.162]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.851]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.675]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[01:47.263]{Eminem}
[01:47.856]My penis is the size of a peanut,have you seen it?
[01:50.408]**** NO you ain't seen it,it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.267]Speakin of peanuts,you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.307]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.339]If someone ever offers it to you,don't do it
[02:00.839]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.533]and spinal fluid is final,you won't get it back
[02:05.860]So don't get attached,it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.600]Meet Zach,twenty-one years old
[02:10.776]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party,he gets bold
[02:13.729]and decides to try five,when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.538]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.401]Suddenly,he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.905]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.233]His back starts tah -look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.141]He's on Donald's carpet,layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.34]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.542]"Hey Adam,Zach is a jackass,look at him!"
[02:35.242]cause they took it too,so they think it's funny
[02:37.199]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile,Zach's in a coma,the action is over
[02:43.189]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.158]And that's the story of Zach,the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.865]So don't even feed that to squirrels class,cause it's bad for you
[02:51.595]Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[02:51.751]See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.682]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.399]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.55]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.696]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.434]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.06]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.835]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[03:11.306]{Eminem}
[03:11.681]And last but not least,one of the most humungous
[03:14.462]problems among young people today,is fungus
[03:17.271]It grows from cow manure,they pick it out,wipe it off,
[03:20.72]bag it up,and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.700]Yum yum!Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.187]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:28.140]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.613]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:32.921](Mr.Shady what's a G-string?)It's yarn Claire
[03:35.861]Women stick 'em up their behinds,go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.692]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.840]Whoops,did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.517]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets,all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:47.40]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.296]See drugs are bad,it's a common fact
[03:51.110]But your mom and dad,know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.953]But don't be me,cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.790]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.227]and get a disguise and hide,cause it'll be my fault
[04:01.630]So don't do drugs,and do exactly as I don't,
[04:04.290]cause I'm bad for you
[04:05.424]Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[04:05.445]See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.536]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.251]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.850]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.440]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.170]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:20.697]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.449]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[04:24.907]{Mr.Mackey}(Eric Cartman)
[04:26.242]Come on children,clap along (SHUT UP!)
[04:28.868]Sing along children (Suck my mother****in dick!)
[04:30.624]Drugs are just bad,drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:36.286]So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****in penis!)
[04:38.729]so there'll be more for me (Hippie!God damnit!)
[04:42.797](So,****ed up,right now..)
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Off The Wall评论

PhraraOh420:
是reggie,till i collapse李说过
RouDafneKeen:
这首歌很冷门,但是它很完美,被低估的一首
o_n_s_:
我还以为代言vans哈哈哈哈哈哈
shady___slim:
redman可是eminem的心目第一rapper
HerrMcavoy:
神经病吗,什么叫德国的凤凰传奇?Dummkopf
色失然黯:
懒懒的人声 懒懒的节奏
泡芙瑜瑜:
我不是让人能一见钟情的女孩子,我还自卑懦弱敏感,我不敢和不熟的男孩子说话,我的社交圈就那么大,这个圈子里找不到我想要的单纯专一的男孩,有人说喜欢我,我都会想,怎么会喜欢我这么差的呀?我不知道我能不能遇到让我克服自卑让我勇敢一次的男孩子,但是我这么无趣就算遇到了也委屈人家了吧,所以
12345啪啪啪_qU4n:
好流畅的旋律,为为唱得真好
刘冉liuranlr:
2分13秒的bug简直不能忍,我用的是PC客户端,win10系统,用网页版没事,难道是不兼容?
紫乐咯:
哦对了,我不是在暗示哪个圈子。 我是在明示jojo
听见脚印:
首先那不是一时误解,就算是一时也表露出她人品不端的或是一时轻狂的高傲。如果对音乐不喜欢或是看不上,最多应是说一下自己不喜欢的原因及自己的见解,这是人正品端的表现,她说的啥?都上升到人身攻击了,对人家的审美品头论足,且不论当时她在歌坛啥地位,就算很高,已经顶天了,她能代表大众么?
陌璃今天沙雕了吗:
之前,我对这个版本一无所知。。。[多多无语]

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